Long Dong T-shirt

Some setups don’t whisper—they make a statement.

The Long Dong Stems tee is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to one of cycling’s most unmistakable looks: the long, stretched-out stem paired with classic drop bars. It’s a nod to riders who lean into their setup, know what they like, and don’t mind turning a few heads in the process.

The front keeps it clean with a bold graphic of an exaggerated long stem and drop bars—simple, sharp, and instantly recognizable to anyone who knows their way around a cockpit.

Turn it around and the statement gets louder. “Long Dong Stems” runs across the back, backed by the Bonk Bros logo—a stamp of approval for riders who appreciate the mix of performance, personality, and a little well-placed humor.

This tee delivers a soft, lightweight feel with a modern fit that holds up from long rides to longer hangs.

Details:

• Soft, breathable cotton blend
• Modern, athletic fit
• Front: long stem + drop bar graphic
• Back: Bonk Bros logo
• Durable print built for everyday wear

Perfect for:

• Riders who aren’t afraid of a little extra reach
• Bike nerds who notice the details
• Anyone who knows cycling culture is half performance, half personality