Bonk Babes

This is what happens when the group chat gets out of hand and someone actually makes it into apparel.

Bonk Babes Blog Merch is an extension of the stories, chaos, and unfiltered reality that comes from a multi-disciplinary crew of female racers chasing form, fighting bonks, and laughing through all of it. From inside jokes to bold statements, every piece is rooted in the culture of showing up, sending it, and saying exactly what everyone else is thinking.

It’s not about clean lines or polished narratives—it’s about the in-between moments: the gas station resupplies, the mid-ride spirals, the post-race debriefs that turn into something way bigger than results. This collection brings that energy to life through designs that are equal parts irreverent, confident, and real.

Built for long rides, short tempers, and strong opinions, these pieces are meant to be worn wherever the day takes you—on the bike, off the bike, or somewhere in between.

No filters. No fluff. Just the ride.

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  • 2.0 B.A.R. Socks

    2.0 B.A.R. Socks

    2.0 B.A.R. Socks

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  • The OG Socks

    The OG Socks

    The OG Socks

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    The OG Beanie

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  • 2.0 B.A.R. Long Sleeve

    2.0 B.A.R. Long Sleeve

    2.0 B.A.R. Long Sleeve

    $45.00
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  • The OG Tee

    The OG Tee

    The OG Tee

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    Boobs Are Aero Tee

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