Long Dong

Not every setup is subtle—and that’s the point.

The Long Dong Stems collection is a playful nod to one of cycling’s most recognizable design choices: the long stem. Whether it’s rooted in fit, performance, or pure preference, it’s a look that stands out—and sparks conversation.

Centered around a graphic of an exaggerated long stem paired with drop bars, this line blends classic bike aesthetics with a sense of humor that reflects the culture around the ride. It’s for those who understand that even the smallest components can define the entire feel of a bike—and aren’t afraid to lean into it.

Built for everyday wear, each piece delivers comfort, durability, and a design that resonates both on the bike and off.

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  • Long Dong Stems Socks

    Long Dong Stems Socks

    Long Dong Stems Socks

    $20.00
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  • Long Dong Long Sleeve

    Long Dong Long Sleeve

    Long Dong Long Sleeve

    $35.00
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  • Long Dong T-shirt

    Long Dong T-shirt

    Long Dong T-shirt

    $35.00
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