2.0 B.A.R.

Welcome to the side of cycling that doesn’t care about your FTP—just your sense of humor.

The Boobs Are Aero collection is a bold, tongue-in-cheek nod to the realities of riding hard, living fully, and not taking any of it too seriously. Featuring a playful cartoon graphic paired with a statement slogan, this design captures the unapologetic energy of the Bonk Babes crew—where confidence, chaos, and camaraderie all ride in the same pack.

This isn’t about marginal gains or perfectly dialed kits. It’s about showing up as you are, laughing through the bonk, and embracing the absurdity that comes with pushing limits on and off the bike.

Whether you’re spinning easy, sprinting for nothing, or posted up at a mid-ride coffee stop, this collection is built for riders who know that personality always outperforms performance.

Ride loud. Laugh harder. Stay aero.