{"title":"Bonk Babes","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"27\" data-end=\"128\"\u003eThis is what happens when the group chat gets out of hand and someone actually makes it into apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"487\"\u003eBonk Babes Blog Merch is an extension of the stories, chaos, and unfiltered reality that comes from a multi-disciplinary crew of female racers chasing form, fighting bonks, and laughing through all of it. From inside jokes to bold statements, every piece is rooted in the culture of showing up, sending it, and saying exactly what everyone else is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eIt’s not about clean lines or polished narratives—it’s about the in-between moments: the gas station resupplies, the mid-ride spirals, the post-race debriefs that turn into something way bigger than results. This collection brings that energy to life through designs that are equal parts irreverent, confident, and real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"981\"\u003eBuilt for long rides, short tempers, and strong opinions, these pieces are meant to be worn wherever the day takes you—on the bike, off the bike, or somewhere in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1023\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1023\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eNo filters. No fluff. 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A couple of playful characters—depending on your perspective, smiley faces or something a little more… aerodynamic—hold a sign that says it loud and clear: \u003cem data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"456\"\u003e“boobs are aero.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"592\"\u003eIt’s the perfect mix of subtle and chaotic, built for riders who can take the sport seriously without taking themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"745\"\u003eDesigned for cooler rides, early starts, and long days that don’t go according to plan, this piece brings the same Bonk Babes energy—just with sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"759\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qu52o1\" data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zat1j3\" data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eLong sleeve fit for added coverage in cooler conditions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"htaz7p\" data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eBonk Babes logo on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1je30wq\" data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eIllustrated graphic on the back with statement text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1154\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"977\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eBecause the best rides rarely go as planned—and the best kits don’t either. 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Featuring the iconic \u003cem data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"279\"\u003e“boobs are aero”\u003c\/em\u003e text paired with a playful graphic that walks the line between smiley faces and something a little more… expressive, this piece keeps the humor alive no matter the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"633\"\u003ePart of the foundational OG Collection, this beanie is for the early crew—the ones who set the tone, pushed the pace, and never held back on saying what everyone else was thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"805\"\u003ePerfect for pre-ride meetups, post-ride hangs, or just keeping your ears warm while the group chat spirals, this is more than just a beanie—it’s part of the origin story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"819\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2x1qcc\" data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eSoft, comfortable knit for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1629qq9\" data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"914\"\u003eStretch fit that stays put on and off the bike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"j0qpgi\" data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"964\"\u003eFront graphic with OG slogan and illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"133byo3\" data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eBuilt for cold rides and colder opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eBecause even when the weather gets serious, you don’t have to. 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